You Can't Rollerskate in a Buffalo Herd
| "You Can't Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd" | ||||
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| Single by Roger Miller | ||||
| from the album The Return of Roger Miller | ||||
| B-side | "Train of Life" | |||
| Released | 1966 | |||
| Genre | Country, novelty | |||
| Length | 1:48 | |||
| Label | Smash | |||
| Songwriter | Roger Miller | |||
| Producer | Jerry Kennedy | |||
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"You Can't Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd" is a novelty song written and recorded by American singer‑songwriter Roger Miller. The lyrics list a series of improbable or impossible activities and end with a refrain that contrasts those impossibilities with a simple statement about being happy.