Warwick Capper

Warwick Capper
Capper at the premiere of Horrible Bosses, 2011
Personal information
Full name Warwick Richard Capper
Nicknames The Wiz, Wazza, Captain Cucumber
Born (1963-06-12) 12 June 1963
Melbourne, Victoria
Original team Oakleigh District
Height 190 cm (6 ft 3 in)
Weight 93 kg (205 lb)
Position Forward
Playing career1
Years Club Games (Goals)
1983–1987 Sydney 77 (279)
1988–1990 Brisbane Bears 34 (71)
1991 Sydney 13 (38)
Total 124 (388)
1 Playing statistics correct to the end of 1991.
Career highlights
Sources: AFL Tables, AustralianFootball.com

Warwick Richard Capper (born 12 June 1963) is a former Australian rules footballer who played for the Sydney Swans and the Brisbane Bears in the Australian Football League (AFL), known before 1990 as the Victorian Football League (VFL). An accomplished full-forward, Capper kicked 388 goals over a 124-game career, twice finishing runner-up for the Coleman Medal with a peak of 103 goals in 1987. He was also famous for his high-flying spectacular marks, one of which earned him the 1987 Mark of the Year award.

Known for his colourful personality and flashy looks, Capper was used as a marketing tool amid the VFL's expansion north of the Barassi Line into New South Wales and Queensland, where he played a key role in popularising the sport. By 1987, he was the VFL's highest-paid player, and his blond mullet, white or pink boots, and skintight shorts helped make him a cult figure of Australian popular culture. Off the field, he was known for his association with flamboyant Swans owner Geoffrey Edelsten, as well as his foray into pop music with the 1985 single "I Only Take What's Mine".

After retiring from professional football in 1991, Capper remained in the public eye, often blending shameless exhibitionism with self-parody. His various high-profile ventures and media appearances have included comedy tours; a self-released sex tape; a failed run for Queensland state politics; and work as a stripper, male escort, and Surfers Paradise Meter Maid.